BiGgEsT FeArS
So, I thought about this one for a while today. There are several things that I do not like. I'm not a fan of spiders. I don't care for traffic. I am not fond of sickness. However, there is really only one thing that I could think of that I truly fear. I know I rarely follow the rules of this Top 3 thing, but this time instead of three, and not four like before, I have only one Top 3.
For most of you that know me at all, I'm sure you can already guess what my biggest fear is. I have no idea why I'm so afraid of this. I don't remember any traumatic experience when I was a child (or a teen, or a young adult, or ever). I have never even really had any problems with this. But, for pretty much my entire life, I have feared this. I truly thinks it gets worse as I get older, which is probably not good. Guys, my biggest fear is . . .
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I'm a little embarrassed to say this, but I'm deathly afraid of . . .
THE DENTIST
Guys, I hate the dentist. I cannot even describe in words how much I dislike it. I mean, when I turned 16 years old and could drive myself to the dentist, I would pretend to go to the dentist and drive around town for an hour and then go home and act like I'd been. I mean, even thinking about the dentist makes my stomach knot up and my palms sweat. That's pathetic, hmm? I cannot even handle someone telling me about their dental experiences. When a friend (or a stranger or anyone) begins telling me about their latest dental dilemmas, I get physically sick. I want to throw up. I sweat. I shake. I can't handle it. I mean, I do not even want to hear about someone getting their teeth cleaned. I really, honestly, genuinely hate it. Don't tell me about your teeth. Don't talk about your dentist. Don't do it. Like I said earlier, it's terrible because the older I get, the more I need to go to the dentist to make sure my teeth stay okay, but it is the hardest thing. I would rather go to the gynecologist!
I mean, I usually love to find fun pictures for this Top 3, but the thought of what I might see when searching dentist on google images was too much. So, no pictures.
Okay, that's it. I've told you my biggest fear. Call me lame or a baby if you want, but I do not care. You keep your white, straight teeth and I'll keep my lunch.
HAHAHA I busted out laughing when I read you would ride around for an hour and pretend you went to the dentist!! Ugh I agree I don't like the dentist either!
ReplyDeleteI can see you riding around and then going home and saying yeah mom, no cavaties! :)
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